Would ya look at this hideous, shapeless column of sheer frumpiness? What a total waste of amazing psychedlic tree fabric! I felt like I was drowning in a sea of eye-scorching polyester. Muu-muus are meant to be hacked and chopped up for a higher cause. Thus, the transformation to go-go frumptasticness. Now I just have to figure out what to do with the leftover fabric. Reusable grocery bag? Rooster hat?